Bald guys gotta question? Please help.?

Everyone: I'm bald. (as you can see from my Avatar) After 35 years out of the dating scene, good ol' Doug is back. But I've noticed I haven't been able to attract any younger ladies and I think it is due to my receding hairline. I remembered a infomercial I saw about 11 years ago, while I was watching Maury Povitch, for a literal hair spray (yes literally, hair strands spray from the aersol container and embed into your head). I did a little research on the web and found the company still exists and has had rave reviews on their website. I ordered a case (30 bottles) and proceeded to use it. It has a strong odor of turpentine and shalimar perfume but it actually worked quite well. The first night I used it, I received a phone number from a lovely lady at Applebees. Anyways, when I got home that night I took a shower and noticed hair clumping up in my shower drain (just like in my 40's! LOL!). This has continued to happen each time I use it and my once receding hairline, more closely resembles Mr. Clean! I want to keep on using this because it gives me confidence when I'm out on the town, but I'm losing all of my hair! I've tried Rogaine but it didn't work, I'm not going to be one of those jerks who wears a toupee either. Please help!